Who does not belong in this group: a.Who does not belong in this group: a. vassal; b squire; c scumsucking Saracen go uped on a pig? . . Son, despite my sagging ass, the dithyrambic moaning of my spine, and my tongue's tantric rites, I've always wanted you to think me a Great Man. According to Sigmund, the Great Man exhibits traits of The Father. lease us ponder this remark, as we view the King Daddy of them all-his lengthy white mane, thick and leathery neck Corpulent, authentic but strong and strong-willed, his broad chest harbored by a jerkin made from the skins of otter and ermines. the pair mac and Machiavellian, but with the heartbeat of a little girl. He pierceed the world straddling the hump of a rainbow; named twelve winds when before there were merely four; and, embarrassed by his comeliness, prayed nightly to be given the head of a rat. Was it he who said, "No beauty without deformity," in a tone as reasonable as the number one? "No, it was not he," you interrupt, "and the hump of the rainbow story is also nonsense." You're here, of course, my varlet, the two to jest and to joust. All night you lay awake listening to your pubic hair swell fantasizing on veiled damsels, excitable to unhorse Desiderata the Average, whose real name was Needlenose, just because he waved what he called his "enchanted lance" at the King's daughter. He arrives forward horseback, accompanied by three Saracens-real angry dowdys with large black zeros forward their backs, rusty chastity belts hanging from their saddles. "A real maiden cannot be made less" I proffer in my Great Man voice, nevertheless you don't listen, your notices flashing like an illuminated manuscript. give permission to the boys fight this the same let the squires squirm. I'm more interested in the of gold hawk circling overhead with a pearl necklace dangling from its beak. Copyright World rhyme Incorporated Sep/Oct 2001 |
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